9.23.2008

FAT CATS ARE PARASITES ON A PRODUCTIVE SOCIETY

good evening ladies && gentlemen - tonight we have a grueling match for you. to the left, weighing in at 300 LBS, with an impressive record of 108-3 - THE MACHINE STANDS GLORIOUSLY. && to the right, weighing in at 112 LBS - meek and filled with a belly full of fire tonight, stands THE HUMAN SPIRIT! this looks like an intense fight tonight.


WHO WILL WIN THIS BATTLE ?
WHO WILL WALK AWAY WITH DEAFENING SILENCE?
WHO WILL CONTROL WHAT IS ON STAKES TONIGHT -
THE VERY COLLAPSE OF TIME AND SPACE ITSELF.


((as the fighters make their way to the center of the ring))
DING DING.

2 comments:

JohnnyNotToScale said...

I <3 this.
And you.
Keep it up

Michael McInerney said...

Sigh, I weigh more than the machine...